I Feel Just Like We're Losing Control

If you ever want to lose weight, just go to Europe. I honestly lost ten pounds. Sadly I gained it all back already. I can't stop eating, I'm like a goat. I'm even eating leftovers! I never do that. EVER. My God, food is good.

I'm seeing Metro Station this weekend! Steve Aoki just remixed their song Control, and it's pretty sick.

Every night at eight o'clock I get really tired. I think my brain is diseased.

I shall rant and rant some more

Today I had a POP TEST! Yes a POP TEST. Never in my 4 years of high school have I had a pop test...especially not the day after vacation! I am so done with Chemistry. The Guvment master showed us an AP test from last year and the student just drew random pictures and notes inside, I will be doing the same. I will circle all C's on the multiple choice (C for Chemistry) because I think I will do better that way than actually trying.

I miss vacation :-(
It was amazing...even if I was in Maine.

Have a fabulous night
(I must go rant some more)

lC

P-I-Z-Z-A P-A-R-T-Y!

This is the first time I've been on the internet in ten days. I've missed it.

I'm supposed to be at lunch right now, but MB decided to stay home and sleep so I'm blogging instead. I should be doing my four hundred math assingments but I'm not in the mood. Plus, I'm going to fail anyways so why bother.

It's really weird to be typing on this computer because I'll type a sentence then I have to wait five seconds for the words to appear.

I wish I could go on Facebook because I miss it. On our last night in London this British man came up to our group and starting sreaming "Tourists! Tourists!" and taking pictures. Then he made us pose with our hands in the air while screaming "Yay!" He told us his name was Barry and that we should add him on Facebook. He left his beer in the street. I'm devoting my life to finding him because he is amazing.

All I want in the entire world is a slice of super greasy, super cheesy, super fatty, super American pizza. With fries and a giant Coke with unlimited refills. Europe is amazing, but their food is shit.

-Mo

Go Orange

Tomorrow I am going to be crankier than Cranky Man, I don't want to to go back to school and I don't want to hear about Eurotrip gossip for the next three months. I do want to hear about the trip itself tomorrow, I am excited for that.

So I went to Drexel over vacation and attended one of those "accepted students days," and I realized I am going to be in way over my head when I get there. Apparently the film program is wicked hard to get into and these kids are already going to film schools, have internships, and have written screenplays...HOW THE HELL DID I GET IN!?!

My guess: They saw lcandmo.blogpot.com and they want me to make a movie about the two fabulous chicas

I am sick of this "GO GREEN," fad. It is a fad, and people walking around with their "Green," t-shirts is stupid. It is only cool if you actually try to"save," the environment. 75% if of the people that wear that stupid crap don't care, they are just jumping on this bandwagon...it's lame. Seriously when you see stores like Victoria's Secret selling shits saying "Go Green," you know the phrase has lost its meaning.

Have a fabulous day back at school
(I might come down with meningitis)
LC

Velma

This morning, at five, I woke up to a weird scratching noise. At first I thought it was my blanket hitting something on the floor, but then I realized that I wasn't moving my blanket. So I turned on my light and I looked at the floor and there was nothing there. Then I looked at the foot of my bed and there was a stupid white mouse sitting on my feet.

So I freaked. I thought it was a diseased stray, but then I remembered that my sister has albino mice. So I went to her room and told her to get her dumb mouse out of my bed. So she did.

Then, an hour later, I hear her yelling to my mom that the mouse got out again. My brother and her spent the whole morning trying to catch it and we all had to go to school late.

It turns out that Velma, the mouse, is an acrobat and can jump out of her foot tall glass cage like a ninja.

Drexel :-)

I am going to DREXEL
Out of the select 11 schools that I applied to, Drexel actually ended up to be my first choice, and thankfully the cheapest.

Here are my fantastic classes

Oh and today I just happened to stumble upon this very intriguing blog...
http://yellereveryonesucks.blogspot.com/

Have a fabulous night
(I must go watch Jason Castro look/sound beautiful on Idol)

LC

Crack. I Smoke It, and I'm in Highschool.

I've officially decided to attend UMass Amherst next year. It feels good to know what I'm doing. My dad's really excited too and he keeps talking about drugs. My mom can't stop crying and she's so cute.

-Mo

I think I did it

The most valuable thing I learned in school was persuasive writing.


LC

I don't want to face the world

I hate fevers, teachers that lie to me, FAFSA, and insomnia.

I want summer! When all I have to do is clambake and my biggest worry is whether or not I packed enough lobster bibs.

Have a fabulous night...
(Idol is on...I guess that is good)
LC

New Template..

I needed a change. Are the new colors obnoxious or do they work?

Then I Fell Into Pieces

Last night I had a dream that I was at college. It was full of Marshwood kids and I hated them all. I spent my whole first semester playing pool and was in danger of failing out of school. Then half of my tooth fell off and I was spitting blood into a sink. When I went to the infirmiry, with my bloody tooth in a napkin, they told me they wouldn't let a real doctor do surgery on my tooth and I had to have a student do it. Then I cried and they told me to shut up. I asked them to give me lots of drugs, but they laughed and said I was just getting a really painful shot to numb my mouth. Then they pushed me in a chair and stuck a needle in my mouth, and I felt it, and it hurt.

Now I know I can't go to college in Maine, because I will fail and be turned into a toothless lab rat.

I take my dreams really seriously.

Please help me make a descision about college! I'm unable to make choices for myself!

BULLETIN

I feel like a bit of an idiot because I just posted a comment about how I don't hate all anonymous poster, just that one, and how I was going to allow it, blahblahblah. But then I read an anon comment and I could not tell if they were joking in good humor, or if they were trying to be mean. So, to avoid any future confusion, I'm going to officially disallow anonymous comments.

It's not that I don't want you posting mean things (it gives me something to do, and you have a right to) it's just I don't want to fight with an innocent bystander by accident.

Just wanted to let you know.

Teenagers Are Ass Holes

When I was little, I watched an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" episode where a girl gets beat to death by her classmates in the woods. Ever since, I have been terrified of mobs, especially adolescent ones. MB told me about this video today at school, and it really freaks me out:



Notice how all the kids are probably the most disgusting looking human beings ever. I hope everyone makes fun of how ugly and fat they are for the rest of their lives, and that they get beat up everyday in jail... with hard objects.

Tea Parties

This spring and summer I will be co-hosting a series of Tea Parties. You probably won't be invited unless you're LC, because only really distinguished people can come. No offense. We will have a stunning array of teas and beaucoup des petits gateaux. There will be homemade cupcakes (expertly decorated) and of course Zebra Cakes! Speaking of Zebra Cakes, we should all boycott Market Basket because not only do they not sell Zebra Cakes, but their employees look at you like you're a psychopath when you ask where they are (even though they're the ones that think Zebra Cakes are made with real Zebras. Quels cons!). If you are one of the lucky invitees, you must come wearing smart casual attire or you will be promptly turned away at the door. We will not tolerate vagabonds.

and 4th quarter begins...

CRANKY MAN WHERE WERE YOU!!!
The class came to the conclusion that you were having the baby today, so I called every hospital in Maine...no luck. The librarians thought I was being creepy though.

Today was such a great day!
1) Study in the cafe
2)chem quiz cancelled
3)chem test cancelled
4) I did not feel claustrophobic at lunch
5) We had a longer lunch
6) MR.AmyAdams and I bought a fish
7) The fish ate Sea Monkey #17

A very eventful day indeed.


Have a fabulous night
(no English class today)
LC

I'm Delicate Like a Flower

For those of you that watched last week's South Park, "Canada on Strike" this video will be familiar. And maybe it will be familiar even for those that didn't watch the episode, seeing as the video has 5 million views. It's so weird but oddly addictive...

RIP

The Sea Monkeys are DEAD!
Never feed them goldfish food.

-Only Sea Monkey #17 has survived


Have a fabulous Monday
(my sister had a green birthday cake today)
LC

Mathmaticious

This counts as doing my math homework, right?

I did the trampoline comedy.

I visited UMass Amherst on Friday and I loved it! My daddy told me how to climb the walls to break into dorm rooms, and he showed me the farmer's corn fields where he went when he started to starve. And then we sneaked around the Chem labs like ninjas. But I got lost and it was really embarrassing.

Then my brother taught me skateboarding tricks. I'm nearly a pro. If you ask nicely, I'll show you my ollie... I can almost get the board off the ground!

I've been listening to MGMT a lot lately. At first I was kind of skeptical about how I felt, but the more I listen, the more I love them. And the lead singer is cute...

stripper or UMO?

I now work at Wentwoth Greenhouses and I hate it! I applied there because I grew very fond to a certain plant my sophomore year. In Chemistry class I was not allowed to sit next to humans,so I took Mr. Boron's huge plant and put it on the desk next to me and called it Shaniqua. *sigh* If only I had Shaniqua to get me through AP Chem.

I also think I hate Wenworth because I actually have to work. I am not used to this concept. I am used to getting paid for chilling outside with really awesome people, and getting free lunch/dinner/ice cream.

However there is one lady that works there and looks exactly like Amy Adams. I am going to ask her for her autograph.

I want to go to the Motion Picture Institute of Michigan. It is sooooo cool, and only 10 grand. My parents would never go for it though, they also wont let me become a stripper to pay for college. They are wicked lame.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TO NEXT YEAR!

Have a fabulous time reading 100 Years
-LC

Dolly Parton is my idol

Sea Monkeys can live off of goldfish food, even though the official sea monkey website claimed you can only feed them the "special sea monkey food." Guess not, these suckers are going to live forever, tomorrow we shall see what happens when we put a real fish in there.

Today was the first time I got caught parking in the fire -lane. I was pisssed. Although that is what I get for parking right when administration was watching. Tomorrow I am just parking in the lobby.

It is Dolly Parton day on American Idol...omg AMY RAY CYRUS

Have a fabulous night
LC
-shout out to a certain reader who will probably read this post twice tonight.