I think I did it

The most valuable thing I learned in school was persuasive writing.


LC

I don't want to face the world

I hate fevers, teachers that lie to me, FAFSA, and insomnia.

I want summer! When all I have to do is clambake and my biggest worry is whether or not I packed enough lobster bibs.

Have a fabulous night...
(Idol is on...I guess that is good)
LC

New Template..

I needed a change. Are the new colors obnoxious or do they work?

Then I Fell Into Pieces

Last night I had a dream that I was at college. It was full of Marshwood kids and I hated them all. I spent my whole first semester playing pool and was in danger of failing out of school. Then half of my tooth fell off and I was spitting blood into a sink. When I went to the infirmiry, with my bloody tooth in a napkin, they told me they wouldn't let a real doctor do surgery on my tooth and I had to have a student do it. Then I cried and they told me to shut up. I asked them to give me lots of drugs, but they laughed and said I was just getting a really painful shot to numb my mouth. Then they pushed me in a chair and stuck a needle in my mouth, and I felt it, and it hurt.

Now I know I can't go to college in Maine, because I will fail and be turned into a toothless lab rat.

I take my dreams really seriously.

Please help me make a descision about college! I'm unable to make choices for myself!

BULLETIN

I feel like a bit of an idiot because I just posted a comment about how I don't hate all anonymous poster, just that one, and how I was going to allow it, blahblahblah. But then I read an anon comment and I could not tell if they were joking in good humor, or if they were trying to be mean. So, to avoid any future confusion, I'm going to officially disallow anonymous comments.

It's not that I don't want you posting mean things (it gives me something to do, and you have a right to) it's just I don't want to fight with an innocent bystander by accident.

Just wanted to let you know.

Teenagers Are Ass Holes

When I was little, I watched an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" episode where a girl gets beat to death by her classmates in the woods. Ever since, I have been terrified of mobs, especially adolescent ones. MB told me about this video today at school, and it really freaks me out:



Notice how all the kids are probably the most disgusting looking human beings ever. I hope everyone makes fun of how ugly and fat they are for the rest of their lives, and that they get beat up everyday in jail... with hard objects.

Tea Parties

This spring and summer I will be co-hosting a series of Tea Parties. You probably won't be invited unless you're LC, because only really distinguished people can come. No offense. We will have a stunning array of teas and beaucoup des petits gateaux. There will be homemade cupcakes (expertly decorated) and of course Zebra Cakes! Speaking of Zebra Cakes, we should all boycott Market Basket because not only do they not sell Zebra Cakes, but their employees look at you like you're a psychopath when you ask where they are (even though they're the ones that think Zebra Cakes are made with real Zebras. Quels cons!). If you are one of the lucky invitees, you must come wearing smart casual attire or you will be promptly turned away at the door. We will not tolerate vagabonds.