Monday, March 17, 2008

go shoot your eye out

WOW... The lies just keep on coming!


NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE TELL SOMEONE THAT I WAS TALKING BEHIND MO'S BACK!!
*Mo means more to me than a great Amy Adam's movie, and I would never back-stab her...unlike some people.





Sorry this post is a bit immature, I guess I am just thinking of the audience.

let me get out my crayons

If you think this blog is "elementary," then don't freakin read it. You're just pissed you didn't come up with this great idea yourself.




Oh and don't play stupid and claim that you just "stumbled," upon the blog.

Elementry, my dear Watson?

"Even L and M think she over-reacted."

First, don't speak to my sister.

Second, don't tell her stories.

It's pathetic.

You're pathetic.

Don't talk about Shakespeare. You're too mathematical to get it.

And, yeah, that was an insult.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Yum.

















Dear Goddd....thank you greatly for the invention of candy dots.

Where're your real friends now? You have let them down, you're a download pal.

SCANNeRS





Does It Offend You, Yeah?



BlackBlack



Lil' John, He Always Tells The Truth

So I guess The Institute For Why Backstabbers Backstab, did a research project on genetic factors that cause the low-life form of sub-human beings that are backstabbers. It's interesting what they found: the higher percent of Russian you are, the more likly you are to turn on your friends in order to gain things like popularity. Here's a graph:



There are similar graphs concerning red heads and people with names starting with the letter "O."

I hope you know you're being used.

Friday, March 14, 2008

no garfield!




So now that I have NO plans for tonight I will blog and read Garfield minus Garfield..becuase I loooove it.
http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/2