Today, LC and I decided to create a blog.
Luckily, I have a PC I can use for blogging, because today we discovered that Mac's suck. They never work, no matter how hard you try, because they were created by apes. This is an actual fact that LC and I discovered through extensive research. Due to the suckiness of Macs, we did quite literally nothing today in English class; but we had fun, despite the fact that a certain teacher was in an extremely grumpy mood... Probably because he has to use a Mac.
"I may as well use a typewriter!"- Mr. R on Macs
Other things that suck are our school's "ingenious" ideas. For example, the action of spending money and energy on surveillance cameras instead of heat. It happens to be a fact that the rate of metabolic activity in a body increases with the increase of temperature. Without metabolic activity we don't have cellular respiration, without cellular respiration we don't have energy, without energy we fall asleep, when we are asleep we don't learn, when we don't learn we fail, when we fail we don't go to college, when we don't go to college we don't get a good job, and so on and so on until we are living in a cardboard box in Boston. Thanks a lot jerks.
"I guess I have a man-crush on Cezanne today."
-Mr. R
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