Thursday, January 10, 2008

Ultimatum

Today in Math, my table buddies and I were revieuuing the alphabet. After some serious consideration, uue decided to remove "w." From nouu on "w" uuill be uuritten as "uu," because it is double u's. Duh.

Uue figured that 25 is a much better number of letters to have in an alphabet than 26. Also, uue think it is ugly. I suggested tuuo v's instead of tuuo u's, but Mr. #1-in-the-class vetoed that, because in France, "w" is called double v, and he doesn't uuant to be associtated uuith the French.

It may take some getting used to so you should start practicing, because it is effective immeadiatly!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

who is uue?

Anonymous said...

Viva la revolution!

Anonymous said...

ohh I get it uue=we, I was so confused.

Anonymous said...

It's ok LC, don't feel bad... uue expect that people uuill have trouble at first, you uuon't be alone.

Anonymous said...

Your theories are fabulous. If only you could apply these devious skills for good (rather than evil). You are like Lex Luthor or The Joker to the alphabet. Playing mean, non-inclusive games on poor old W. He is such a fantastic letter. I know if you just gave him a chance. He has a GREAT pesonality!

Anonymous said...

that is suppoed to read "a chanceDOTDOTDOThe has a" but it didn't work. Grrrr.

Anonymous said...

I am switching out of Cranky Man's class.

I think I am going to take two chemistry classes, because I LOOOVVEE Chemistry