Once again the middle class is shut out

Dear FAFSA,

YOU SUCK!

LC

Any ideas on what one can do if they plan to take at least a semester off?
(other than blog 24:7 of course)

Have a better night than me!
LC

SNOW DAY #3898438789

SNOW DAY TOMORROW!
(I never lie about the weather)
Snow from 2:00am-4:00pm, heavy in the morning
4-8 or 6-9 inches
PERFECT SNOW SAY CONDITIONS! I am going sledding.

So today was community service day. For some of you this was great, because you got to go to Dunkin Donuts or sleep on the tennis court, however my day was very different. I had to teach 2nd graders about sound waves and vibration, and these kids were nuts! Lets see one little boy was flirting with me (I can't wait to see this kid in high school),and one girl carried around a toy snake and smashed a ruler. However the best part of the morning was when I first walked into the class and the kids were doing YOGA! Yes yoga.
Canky Man: I think we should start doing yoga in English class and we should also have a pet dog, because this class had a pet dog.

I wish I was in 2nd grade...

Mr. Amy Adams and I watched Junebug today, because it is the best movie in the entire world, I even wrote about it in my college essay, oh and Amy Adams is in it. Nobody has ever heard of it, but you should all watch it.

Timed Writing tomorrow! I am actually going, this is going to be rough.

Have a fabulous snow day!
(I like how it's almost April and I am saying this)

I hope you all voted Cranky Man as a speaker today.

LC is a meanie

I hope everyone had a good Easter. The Easter Bunny came to my house :-)

Today I made a song about how cold it is in my chemistry class, it's genius. KD said I should make it into a singing card. Singing cards are great. I loooove them. I bought a Hannah Montana one for Mr.AmyAdams because I ditched him at Walmart. I am a horrible person.


Today was Monday and that means pie day! Today we made Lemon Meringue.

Cranky Man: Do you request Mr. Gendron to be our sub? We always end up having him when you are out?

Have a fabulous night
I don't want to fight
-LC

The Baby Eaters

Drugs + Dolls + A Video Camera =

Horse&Ninja


So epic.

PS. Season premiere of Greek tonight at 8:00! Yay!


---Mo

What Are They Doing In The Hyacinth House?

Happy Easter!

My mommy gave me some hyacinths for my room and they are blooming and beautiful and they make my whole room smell pretty.

blogging is everywhere

If I get into American University I will definitely go because they have this class:
COMM-438: Production Practicum: Web Development (1.5); Blogs, Moblogs and Vblogs (1/5); Online Portfolio (1.5)


-lC

Now That We're Here, We May As Well Go Too Far

I just watched Elephant, which was breifly blogged by Mr. R. It was really good, but it didn't change my life. Maybe I didn't watch it in the right setting or in the right mood. That really effects the outcome of a film.

This song is so amazing. I can't stop listening to it.

Please...Don't Be Yourself

When it comes down to it, let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.

-Marilyn Monroe

Everyone is really bothering me. You're probably just reading the blog to see if we'll talk shit anyways, so when we do, don't freak out. We don't care what you think; we probably hate you too. I also think it's hilarious how everyone posts as anonymous, clearly you're too scared of retaliation.


For everyone else:
Listen to Soulwax. They're Belgian brothers who also go by the names of Too Many DJ's, and Those Fucking Dewaele Brothers. They remix, but they also have their own songs like E Talking, NY Excuse, and Please...Don't Be Yourself. Check. Them. Out.

Senator Amy Ray Cyrus

So we had to make up Senators or AP Gov today, here is my creation.

Party: Republican
Name Amy Ray Cyus
Terms in Office: one
Elected by: A landslide victory against my brother and daddy Billy Joe Brown

Fun Facts:
* I graduated from Louisiana High School when I was fifteen.
*I then became a member of the KKK
* But then I was kicked out for my lesbian relationships.
*I like to spend my afternoons watching Paula Dean and making grits.

Issues I am concerned with:
*I am pro-life.
*I don't believe in Global Warming and Al Gore is a communist.
*Creationism should be taught in schools everywhere and Evolution is a communist conspiracy.

Bently's for suckas, MIT's where it's at

We're in English class right now, and we are sitting near a very annoying, disgusting weirdo. We're taking amazing surveys about reading!! LC had Mr. N for a sub last class and that sucks!!

Last night, we both received letters in the mail saying.... WE GOT INTO MIT!!! Full rides too.

Just a reminder, we never lie on this blog. 100% true, 99% of the time.

Dear Dieriy,

I love the movie Bridge to Terrabithia. I cry like a baby every time I watch it.

OK... these are my very first diary entry's EVER!! They are in my yellow Bugs Bunny diary that I got at the Warner Brother's store in the Annapolis Mall. See if you can understand them:

"Maureen and Sarah wiet to the mall and had a trick we wint to the dinee stor and the wonorr brothr sor!

Maureen and Kathleen went trick or threeting we got loc of trees thin we wint home.

Maureen's Sdorree
thiry wosc a littl grl that had a dog the dog rana way. Emily had to gow oufdr hry dog sey got hry dog back!

I'v lrnd a lot in school. Abat hitry and other things. My name is Maureen. I whnt you to ansr some coetings.
1. (Scribbled out)
2. If you had a pig and fed him 10 pox's of gold fish bo you tick that he whod live anay loger?"

Yeah, my parents knew I'd end up in AP English from the very beginning.

I need a name!

Yesterday the Latin scholars and I made a video for a project. Best one so far I must say, there is even an operatic scene. We are going to fail the project for sure, but it will soo be worth it. Of course we went to Olive Garden before this, it's tradition, and we made pizzas out of the bread sticks. The waiter loved us, probably because we were the only people under 60 he had seen all day. I don't know why we continues to go to Olive Garden, we do not fit in at all.

Today Mr. AmyAdams and I started naming the Sea Monkeys. So far we have Electrica, Hannah Montana, Amy, Adams, LCandMO, Goldfish, Pete, Angus King, Dustin Hoffman, Turboman, Christina Ricci, Gilligan, and Sea Monkey #17.
*Anyone have suggestions for more names?

Speaking of names, MO and picked out the perfect name for Cranky Man's baby.
First name: LCandMo
Middle name: .blogspot.com

Paula Abdul is not on drugs anymore, so American Idol is now wicked boring. I am sad.

Have a fabulous day
LC

A Born Blogger

I just spent two hours playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl with my brother, sister, her boyfriend, and my mom. Yes, my mom. And she won a few times too.

I also found an old diary of mine. A friend of my mom's bought Kath and I Disney diaries once and she gave me the one with the evil witches on it... weird. This is what I wrote:

"My name is Maureen Flanagan, I am nine years old. I am in a family of five. I have no pets. The only pets I have ever had are goldfish but there all dead. I'm in fourth grade.

Dec.
I am ten know and I am in fifth grade.

April, 2002
I am eleven now and I am in sixth grade, but you probably don't really care."

And there was a "workbook" page that I made for myself when I was nine and I drew some pictures of monkeys. And that's it. My other diaries are waaaayyyyy better (they have secret codes).

Enchanted (a very elementary movie)

Today was the best day of my life....why?

BECAUSE ENCHANTED CAME OUT ON DVD!
I bought it for 14.00, but you can also buy the DVD along with a princess diary for 20.00. What a deal! Walmart has everything, including sea monkeys.

So obviously I watched Enchanted today, for it is Amy Adams at her best (after Junebug, that is) The best song in that entire movie is "Thats How You Know," when the entire population of NYC follows Amy Adams around singing. It is some crazy shit...some of you don't know a good a musical number when you see it (not to mention any names or anything).

Mr. Brady left today, I am sad :-( But then I got 5pts added to yet another awful test because I was silent an entire period.

Tomorrow is the last day of winter and it is going to snow! I am skipping school to go sledding.

(Hillary Clinton is wearing a shamrock scarf, what a festive lady)

Have a fabulous night
LC

Study, Blog, Study

Poor Mr. Biology is very sick today, so that means we get double study instead of double class. I'm glad that I got third period study, but now I have to sit in the library because I don't like anybody in fourth period. I would probably die if I had to sit in the same room as them for a prolonged time.

I'm so glad the school unblocked blogs because now I can read and post instead of doing my math.

Only I have nothing to blog about...

Just so you know Cranky, our nasty attitudes are not reflective of you, we love your class. Probably someone is just pumping hate gas into the halls. Or a clan of nefarious backstabbers is on the lose and we're simply retaliating.

LC brought me a blueberry muffin and some apple juice today during study hall and I'm very happy. Speaking of muffins, I went to the bakery that just opened downtown and the woman is a certified Parisian pastry chef. Yum! It's very good, and it's called Monkey Business. Check them out.

go shoot your eye out

WOW... The lies just keep on coming!


NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE TELL SOMEONE THAT I WAS TALKING BEHIND MO'S BACK!!
*Mo means more to me than a great Amy Adam's movie, and I would never back-stab her...unlike some people.





Sorry this post is a bit immature, I guess I am just thinking of the audience.

let me get out my crayons

If you think this blog is "elementary," then don't freakin read it. You're just pissed you didn't come up with this great idea yourself.




Oh and don't play stupid and claim that you just "stumbled," upon the blog.

Elementry, my dear Watson?

"Even L and M think she over-reacted."

First, don't speak to my sister.

Second, don't tell her stories.

It's pathetic.

You're pathetic.

Don't talk about Shakespeare. You're too mathematical to get it.

And, yeah, that was an insult.

Yum.

Dear Goddd....thank you greatly for the invention of candy dots.

Where're your real friends now? You have let them down, you're a download pal.

SCANNeRS





Does It Offend You, Yeah?



BlackBlack

Lil' John, He Always Tells The Truth

So I guess The Institute For Why Backstabbers Backstab, did a research project on genetic factors that cause the low-life form of sub-human beings that are backstabbers. It's interesting what they found: the higher percent of Russian you are, the more likly you are to turn on your friends in order to gain things like popularity. Here's a graph:



There are similar graphs concerning red heads and people with names starting with the letter "O."

I hope you know you're being used.

no garfield!

So now that I have NO plans for tonight I will blog and read Garfield minus Garfield..becuase I loooove it.
http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/2

>:-(

Seriously wicked bad decision pissing LCandMo off. Now we hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate YOU!!!!!
I hope the gum never ever comes out of your hair.



-This is why I am ALWAYS in York...everyone is a lot more welcoming there

Film is entertainment not homework

Today I got something right in Chem, it was miraculous.

Crankyman is in love with "Michael Clayton." However I liked the film the least out of all of the nominees. It is one of those films where you really have to sit down for 2 hours and devote all of your attention to, something I am unable to do. One has to watch the movie a second time to really enjoy it. I find movies like "Michael Clayton," to be more work than entertainment. Although I do enjoy these movies occasionally they should not win Best Picture, for at the end of the day films are for ENTERTAINMENT, they should not be laborious.

At rehearsal today the entire cast was very cranky, as were Mo and I. Apparently if you do not shout and scream you are not supporting your cast.

And...
Paula Abdul quote of that day "The world needs to see what we hear." AND "I felt you're heart."

Great Lady

Have a fabulous day tomorrow...no English :-(
LC

I somehow got into Drexel's film school (Crazy Ivan we are so conquering Philly together). I really didn't think I would get into their film program, but somehow I did and with a scholarship. They must have seen LCandMo on Youtube.

IT'S A FIRE (sale)!

I feel like someone is poisoning me with sleeping pills. I almost went into a coma today in math class. I wish I had a time machine so I could transport myself to the future. I also wish I had a money machine so I could buy cool things when I got there.

This video made me laugh, you might not like it if you don't know who he is.



I've been wathcing Arrested Development all day and it really is the best show ever.

It's 11:11

This weekend was very long and exhausting. Today I was a zombie. And, gee, I think I'm coming down with something... I probably won't be able to go to school tomorrow. That sucks.

I think it would be really cool if everybody dressed in costumes and painted their faces everyday.

LC and I found the most amazing letters ever written by anybody ever, but unfortunately I contracted myself in a gentleman's agreement stating that I would never ever post them online.

I really like Sour Patch Kids, but I really hate tooth aches, and sadly they are often synonymous.

screw WTP

Well today was very eventful. We failed @ WTP apparently, even though we all felt like we had kicked some Catholic Girl ass, but whatever! I got a sick pin and met Dustin Hoffman (well his twin). However my plan is to just show up at Washington! I mean come on some states are bound to just not show up! Like Hawaii... no way are they going to show, that is just so far away! So I say we show up with spray tans and grass skirts and they will so believe that we are the Representatives from Hawaii! Who is with me?

So obviously I was very morose when I got home, but then I got accepted to Hofstra University...GOOD DEAL! To study film in NYC, siiiiiick. Now my parents are off my back and can go harass one of my siblings, oh man the joy of not being an only child.

-Have a fabulous day
-I must go wacth Paula Abdul talk about colors or something ridiculous
LC

NEW SLOGAN



OBAMA
CRANKY MAN
how to lose Bush in 10 days

coming soon

COMING SOON LC AND MO MYSPACE MUSIC PAGE!!!

Our first single is titled "Crazy Ivan," don't flatter yourself too much Ivan.

I am going to miss my 5th timed-writing Thursd. I am SOOO PUMPED


Life is great
Have a fabulous life
lc

Don't Get Caught With A Whack Calzone

Check out Ezra Koenig and his friend Andrew Kalaidjian's rap group. It's hilarious.

http://www.myspace.com/lhommerun