Friday, March 21, 2008

Senator Amy Ray Cyrus

So we had to make up Senators or AP Gov today, here is my creation.

Party: Republican
Name Amy Ray Cyus
Terms in Office: one
Elected by: A landslide victory against my brother and daddy Billy Joe Brown

Fun Facts:
* I graduated from Louisiana High School when I was fifteen.
*I then became a member of the KKK
* But then I was kicked out for my lesbian relationships.
*I like to spend my afternoons watching Paula Dean and making grits.

Issues I am concerned with:
*I am pro-life.
*I don't believe in Global Warming and Al Gore is a communist.
*Creationism should be taught in schools everywhere and Evolution is a communist conspiracy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW! that is highly creative. i wonder what brillant minds helped you with that. did you have to present it?

Anonymous said...

no we didn't...I think we are eventually though