Sunday, April 6, 2008

stripper or UMO?

I now work at Wentwoth Greenhouses and I hate it! I applied there because I grew very fond to a certain plant my sophomore year. In Chemistry class I was not allowed to sit next to humans,so I took Mr. Boron's huge plant and put it on the desk next to me and called it Shaniqua. *sigh* If only I had Shaniqua to get me through AP Chem.

I also think I hate Wenworth because I actually have to work. I am not used to this concept. I am used to getting paid for chilling outside with really awesome people, and getting free lunch/dinner/ice cream.

However there is one lady that works there and looks exactly like Amy Adams. I am going to ask her for her autograph.

I want to go to the Motion Picture Institute of Michigan. It is sooooo cool, and only 10 grand. My parents would never go for it though, they also wont let me become a stripper to pay for college. They are wicked lame.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TO NEXT YEAR!

Have a fabulous time reading 100 Years
-LC

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what to do either! This sucks. I'm seriously considering the stripper thing... I've already got my outift picked out and I've started to rehearse my dance. I don't mean to brag, but it's smokin'.

Anonymous said...

watch out CANADA

jj said...

Strippers have great lives, what with all the robberies and groping and normal working hours and great benefits. Go for it.

I don't know what to do either! The sad thing is that one NEVER really knows. As Hemingway, a very boring writer for the most part but great guy to drink with says, "Happiness in intelligent people is a rare thing."

LC: why not be a newsppaper editor? Start with this: what's wrong with the following sentence, written by LC?: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TO NEXT YEAR!"

Anonymous said...

oh oops

Anonymous said...

wow jj that is a very touching post! except for the end where you just had to correct LC's grammar again... take it easy

LC and MO maybe we could go into the whole stripper thing together. The more the merrier! I am totally game.

LC sorry about your job, but not all plants can be as cool as Sanquia! <3

Anonymous said...

We can be a stripper gang.