Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tea Parties
This spring and summer I will be co-hosting a series of Tea Parties. You probably won't be invited unless you're LC, because only really distinguished people can come. No offense. We will have a stunning array of teas and beaucoup des petits gateaux. There will be homemade cupcakes (expertly decorated) and of course Zebra Cakes! Speaking of Zebra Cakes, we should all boycott Market Basket because not only do they not sell Zebra Cakes, but their employees look at you like you're a psychopath when you ask where they are (even though they're the ones that think Zebra Cakes are made with real Zebras. Quels cons!). If you are one of the lucky invitees, you must come wearing smart casual attire or you will be promptly turned away at the door. We will not tolerate vagabonds.
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This post is perhaps the most fantastic post in the history of all posts. It slides from anglais to frances (juste?) with great ease, promotes elitism and explicitly states that sophistication is an expectation. If only every human had such standards.
In light of such greatness, you will be, forever, my favorite dilettante. Tre Magnifique!
Why thank you for the invite Ms. Mo, I graciously accept.
Non, non! C'est "Français."
Maybe now you'll get an invite, we can discuss how we are better than everyone else.
Oh, excellent LC! You will, of course, be receiving an official invitation in the mail.
Fine, you will not be invited to the Debutante Ball, which is reserved for rogues and vagabonds, and all manner of good looking people.
Anon, darling, please keep you're commoner comments to yourself. You're diction drips with poverty and the mere sight of your Title of Cowardice sickens me. The simple fact that you associate debutantes with rogues and other dispicable creatures suggests you will never be fit for upper class gatherings. It's not your fault, you have to be born into it.
Sorry I posted anon, didn't have a blogger I.D. at the time. All set now though. It was meant in good humor, I did not mean for offense.
Haha, sorry. That's why I took away anon posting, because a giant cunt ball used to post as anon and it kind of gets me fired up.
-Mo
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