- My family is full of people who are selfish.
- And dumb.
- And not funny.
- Little James and Alex are inherently evil.
- Little kids are willing to believe a lot of things, including that their uncle is the Master of the Known Universe.
- Rain sucks.
You know how little girls, and maybe boys, always talk about how they're going to get married, have kids, and live happily ever after? Well, the little first grade girls in my cousins class in FL are saying that they're going to get married, get divorced, and then drink Mai Tai's. Disturbing. And sad.
I'm ace at poker and should probably make my living off it.
Last night I went out with my brother, cousins, and their friend, and we just rode around the beach on our bikes until it was 12:30. We had to run from the rangers and hide in shadows, and we got in little bitch fights with other kids. Being in a bike gang is fun.
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I don't know why you titled the post that way--but, oddly, i have been saying all summer. It is addictive.
My dad said it to my brother while I was debating on a title, and that is how it came to be. You've been telling people not to taze you or you've been saying bro? Or both?
i have been saying the ENTIRE thing as a response to, well, pretty-much everything. God knows why.
Wait--you know where that comes from, right?? Dumb me. Of course you do.
Haha, I do, but I only learned about it today when my dad explained it to me.
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