Senator Amy Ray Cyrus

So we had to make up Senators or AP Gov today, here is my creation.

Party: Republican
Name Amy Ray Cyus
Terms in Office: one
Elected by: A landslide victory against my brother and daddy Billy Joe Brown

Fun Facts:
* I graduated from Louisiana High School when I was fifteen.
*I then became a member of the KKK
* But then I was kicked out for my lesbian relationships.
*I like to spend my afternoons watching Paula Dean and making grits.

Issues I am concerned with:
*I am pro-life.
*I don't believe in Global Warming and Al Gore is a communist.
*Creationism should be taught in schools everywhere and Evolution is a communist conspiracy.

Bently's for suckas, MIT's where it's at

We're in English class right now, and we are sitting near a very annoying, disgusting weirdo. We're taking amazing surveys about reading!! LC had Mr. N for a sub last class and that sucks!!

Last night, we both received letters in the mail saying.... WE GOT INTO MIT!!! Full rides too.

Just a reminder, we never lie on this blog. 100% true, 99% of the time.

Dear Dieriy,

I love the movie Bridge to Terrabithia. I cry like a baby every time I watch it.

OK... these are my very first diary entry's EVER!! They are in my yellow Bugs Bunny diary that I got at the Warner Brother's store in the Annapolis Mall. See if you can understand them:

"Maureen and Sarah wiet to the mall and had a trick we wint to the dinee stor and the wonorr brothr sor!

Maureen and Kathleen went trick or threeting we got loc of trees thin we wint home.

Maureen's Sdorree
thiry wosc a littl grl that had a dog the dog rana way. Emily had to gow oufdr hry dog sey got hry dog back!

I'v lrnd a lot in school. Abat hitry and other things. My name is Maureen. I whnt you to ansr some coetings.
1. (Scribbled out)
2. If you had a pig and fed him 10 pox's of gold fish bo you tick that he whod live anay loger?"

Yeah, my parents knew I'd end up in AP English from the very beginning.

I need a name!

Yesterday the Latin scholars and I made a video for a project. Best one so far I must say, there is even an operatic scene. We are going to fail the project for sure, but it will soo be worth it. Of course we went to Olive Garden before this, it's tradition, and we made pizzas out of the bread sticks. The waiter loved us, probably because we were the only people under 60 he had seen all day. I don't know why we continues to go to Olive Garden, we do not fit in at all.

Today Mr. AmyAdams and I started naming the Sea Monkeys. So far we have Electrica, Hannah Montana, Amy, Adams, LCandMO, Goldfish, Pete, Angus King, Dustin Hoffman, Turboman, Christina Ricci, Gilligan, and Sea Monkey #17.
*Anyone have suggestions for more names?

Speaking of names, MO and picked out the perfect name for Cranky Man's baby.
First name: LCandMo
Middle name: .blogspot.com

Paula Abdul is not on drugs anymore, so American Idol is now wicked boring. I am sad.

Have a fabulous day
LC

A Born Blogger

I just spent two hours playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl with my brother, sister, her boyfriend, and my mom. Yes, my mom. And she won a few times too.

I also found an old diary of mine. A friend of my mom's bought Kath and I Disney diaries once and she gave me the one with the evil witches on it... weird. This is what I wrote:

"My name is Maureen Flanagan, I am nine years old. I am in a family of five. I have no pets. The only pets I have ever had are goldfish but there all dead. I'm in fourth grade.

Dec.
I am ten know and I am in fifth grade.

April, 2002
I am eleven now and I am in sixth grade, but you probably don't really care."

And there was a "workbook" page that I made for myself when I was nine and I drew some pictures of monkeys. And that's it. My other diaries are waaaayyyyy better (they have secret codes).

Enchanted (a very elementary movie)

Today was the best day of my life....why?

BECAUSE ENCHANTED CAME OUT ON DVD!
I bought it for 14.00, but you can also buy the DVD along with a princess diary for 20.00. What a deal! Walmart has everything, including sea monkeys.

So obviously I watched Enchanted today, for it is Amy Adams at her best (after Junebug, that is) The best song in that entire movie is "Thats How You Know," when the entire population of NYC follows Amy Adams around singing. It is some crazy shit...some of you don't know a good a musical number when you see it (not to mention any names or anything).

Mr. Brady left today, I am sad :-( But then I got 5pts added to yet another awful test because I was silent an entire period.

Tomorrow is the last day of winter and it is going to snow! I am skipping school to go sledding.

(Hillary Clinton is wearing a shamrock scarf, what a festive lady)

Have a fabulous night
LC

Study, Blog, Study

Poor Mr. Biology is very sick today, so that means we get double study instead of double class. I'm glad that I got third period study, but now I have to sit in the library because I don't like anybody in fourth period. I would probably die if I had to sit in the same room as them for a prolonged time.

I'm so glad the school unblocked blogs because now I can read and post instead of doing my math.

Only I have nothing to blog about...

Just so you know Cranky, our nasty attitudes are not reflective of you, we love your class. Probably someone is just pumping hate gas into the halls. Or a clan of nefarious backstabbers is on the lose and we're simply retaliating.

LC brought me a blueberry muffin and some apple juice today during study hall and I'm very happy. Speaking of muffins, I went to the bakery that just opened downtown and the woman is a certified Parisian pastry chef. Yum! It's very good, and it's called Monkey Business. Check them out.