Today's my last day of work!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Pick your head up, pick your feet up.
I decided to make cupcakes this morning, mainly because they're the shit and partially because I was bored. At first I was going to use white cake mix, but I forgot how to split egg whites from egg yoke. I ended up using marble instead. When you make a marble cake or marble cupcakes you have to put the yellow batter in the pan, then spoon the fudge on top, and then swirl. This took too long for me, so I decided that, rationally, I should be able to swirl them in the big bowl, then spoon them out. Now I have twelve cupcakes that look like frosted bran muffins. I also got impatient waiting for the cupcakes to cool before frosting so I have a few with watery glaze and a huge mess on my counter. Thank God I'm going to college where they cook for me.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Double Feature
Want to know something weird?
Last night, or this morning really, during the second hour of the day, I got hit on by two old creeps right in a row, saw two hitch-hikers right in a row, and saw two burrowing skunks right in a row. That means the number two is going to have a significant role in my immediate future.
I popped my Rocky Horror cherry last night/this morning. It was cool and fun and sexxxy. But I just need to say that I hate ditzy little whores in thongs that talk in shit British accents and think their ugly friend looks like Brittany Snow. I love boys that yell weird stuff like "snakes and badgers" out of their car window and drunk men who ask if I wrestle though.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Ohhh Patrick
Work is keeping me from the blog, and I hate it! It has also kept me from my "I am going to watch one movie everyday." However I did have time to sit down with Mo and snazz this blog up and I did have time to see Batman....HOLY SHIT! (That sums it up well I think).
I went to Orientation!! I was hesitant about it at first because every girl was from Jersey and they "are lyke going to major in Fashion & Merchandising," shoot me in the face now please. However, I did find a group of really awesome kids. I met two girls that are also majoring in film and one may be my roommate. I am falling more in love with the film department, because now two major film studios are opening in Philly and we are all going to get to work there. There is also a chance for 15 kids to do a term LA.
My assigned summer reading: "Everything Bad is Good For You," by Steven Johnson
MTV is playing spongebob right now, I am so confused.
I hope everyone is having a fabulous summer
(I must go watch spongebob on MTV)
LC
I went to Orientation!! I was hesitant about it at first because every girl was from Jersey and they "are lyke going to major in Fashion & Merchandising," shoot me in the face now please. However, I did find a group of really awesome kids. I met two girls that are also majoring in film and one may be my roommate. I am falling more in love with the film department, because now two major film studios are opening in Philly and we are all going to get to work there. There is also a chance for 15 kids to do a term LA.
My assigned summer reading: "Everything Bad is Good For You," by Steven Johnson
MTV is playing spongebob right now, I am so confused.
I hope everyone is having a fabulous summer
(I must go watch spongebob on MTV)
LC
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Let's Have a Celebration in the Middle of the Week
Today at work all we did was solve riddles. We are masters. We decided that we are probably better at solving riddles than Batman, and that we would crush The Riddler (or Edward, as I like to call him) is seconds. He would be reduced to a sniffling, little baby. Then I would call him Baby Eddie.
I wish all jobs were like Wilson's, but there are a few improvements to be made. Here they are:
- a kiddie pool behind the registers
- a water cooler
- a cooler for other, cooler, beverages
- beanbag chairs
- a name change to "Wilson's House of Leather"
- half pizza parlor-half leather store by day, dance club by night
- a hotdog stand, with free hotdogs and free cotton candy for Wilson's employees
- raises
- Wilson the Dog
- air conditioning that works
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
This could all go so wrong, but we're so happy
Oh, the good old days:
It's weird to think about how much has changed since Novmber 1, 2007. Here are a few changes:
-It's 2008
-I know who Vampire Weekend is
-It's summer
-Mike is no longer our friend
-Basically no one is our, or at least my, friend anymore
-I've discovered I'm a hater
-We are college students
-I have a Mac
-We no longer blog about 2nd period
-I have an XBox 360
-I am 18
-I've lost my mind
If it weren't for blogspot, I wouldn't even realize the extent of the changes that have happened.
Friday, July 11, 2008
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