Don't don't don't don't give give up up

Today, I went to Portsmouth to have a tea party. After one cup of tea, guess what happened? It started raining! This summer is a shitty monsoon summer! So we hid under a tent, but the wind blew the rain onto us anyways, so we hid in the closed up backstage tent for the park's play (a nice man that worked there said we could if it didn't scare us too much (it didn't)). Then when the rain stopped we had a walking tea party and everyone was jealous. Then, while we were having pizza, it started raining again. Then, we saw a million people that we know and they told us the fireworks were cancelled so we decided to start a website like thecobrasnake.com, except better and called wearecrackwhores.com. At first we didn't know what to call it so we asked some people and they ignored us. My sister and I talked in British accents and people asked if we were really from England. We are good. Now, I am eating Doritos and they are so good. I yelled at my brother a few days ago because he stole the bag and ate them all, and now I'm doing it (but it's okay because I deserve them). Tomorrow I might go to the Dover fireworks, but right now it's only penciled in my agenda book.

Today I also went to the beach with LC and Kath and I got a wicked bad sunburn. I look like a lobster. A really red lobster with human features.

mo