Thursday, July 17, 2008

Let's Have a Celebration in the Middle of the Week

Today at work all we did was solve riddles.  We are masters.  We decided that we are probably better at solving riddles than Batman, and that we would crush The Riddler (or Edward, as I like to call him) is seconds.  He would be reduced to a sniffling, little baby.  Then I would call him Baby Eddie.  

I wish all jobs were like Wilson's, but there are a few improvements to be made.  Here they are:
- a kiddie pool behind the registers
- a water cooler
- a cooler for other, cooler, beverages
- beanbag chairs
- a name change to "Wilson's House of Leather"
- half pizza parlor-half leather store by day, dance club by night
- a hotdog stand, with free hotdogs and free cotton candy for Wilson's employees
- raises
- Wilson the Dog
- air conditioning that works

7 comments:

jj said...

Wilson's House of Leather is a serious improvement.

LC said...

Am I picking up hints that it is very hot at Wilson's House of Leather??

m.l.b. said...

today at work we played pictionary. Anthony beat me 20-1. I sucked, the only one I got right was Leathcare, Seth even drew me for one of the rounds and I didn't get it. I officially suck.

Mo said...

LC: You're very perceptive... you should join my crew of assassins.

MLB: It's not your fault, they suck at drawing. Anthony tried to draw Kaleigh and he made her look like a skateboard.

jj said...

MO: did you get a 5 on the exam or what? you don't have to post it but shoot me an email. LC--you too. I want to know how you did.

jj said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE the update.

Tucker Leary said...

i like the name change idea.
hell, i like all of the changes.
do it up, i'll come visit more often...