Let's Have a Celebration in the Middle of the Week

Today at work all we did was solve riddles.  We are masters.  We decided that we are probably better at solving riddles than Batman, and that we would crush The Riddler (or Edward, as I like to call him) is seconds.  He would be reduced to a sniffling, little baby.  Then I would call him Baby Eddie.  

I wish all jobs were like Wilson's, but there are a few improvements to be made.  Here they are:

- a kiddie pool behind the registers

- a water cooler

- a cooler for other, cooler, beverages

- beanbag chairs

- a name change to "Wilson's House of Leather"

- half pizza parlor-half leather store by day, dance club by night

- a hotdog stand, with free hotdogs and free cotton candy for Wilson's employees

- raises

- Wilson the Dog

- air conditioning that works